Alex reminded me about this blog, so I just had to open Tinderbox and play with it. I don't know if it will go anywhere, since I'm in the middle of another "where do I post stuff!?" crisis. This, though, remains an option.
Is it funny that I don't even remember where this site is hosted? Maybe not "funny" so much as symptomatic of the entire problem. Update: It's using Cloudflare Pages.