Johnny Martyr, Cybertruck apologist

Johnny Martyr, who's blog I enjoy, writes:

So when I look at the Tesla Cybertruck, in all it’s bulletproof, four wheel steering, environmental art and (intended) function-over-form middle-fingering to tailgating traitors of democracy, I can’t help but forget all the noise surrounding it, and just smile.

This is like the Cybertruck of blog posts: 90% wrong, ill-considered, and probably should be recalled.

I'm kidding! (but am I? Is he?)

The function-over-form argument only applies if the thing actually functions properly. Anyway, I got a kick out of it.