Why do I keep forcing myself to care about my iPad?

I've had an iPad since 2010 and I've still never used one for anything other than trivial tasks. I just can't. And yet, I continue to temper my workflow around "but what if I need this on my iPad?" It's silly. I'd be better off getting rid of the thing so I could stop wringing my hands about how I'm going to use it one day. I'm not.